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You should be there by now. If you're still reading this, something might have gone wrong. You could try clicking this link to go there manually, or just refresh. Or wait! You have lots of options. The world is your oyster. That's a weird phrase, isn't it? It means that you have lots of options, but an oyster is like a very, very specific thing. If the phrase was "the world is your mailbox" or "the world is your open door" or something, that would connote infinite possibility... but "the world is your oyster" just sounds like you're gonna get an oyster and/or a pearl, and not much else. So that seems limiting. Anyway, you should REALLY be at my site by now. Hopefully nobody ever reads this. But if you are, congratulations. You're extra-special. And remarkably good looking, if you don't mind me saying so. Oh, sure I know I can't see you, but we both know it's true. And if you don't know it, you need to hear it more than ever. You look GREAT.